Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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