And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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