if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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