glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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