It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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