doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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