sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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