Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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