Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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