In America we eat man semen.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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