i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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