Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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