So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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