I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I puked a lego.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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