genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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