So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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