But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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