I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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