I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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