we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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