Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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