Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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