can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
please don't ironically join a cult
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