Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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