sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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