if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i barfeds in our rink
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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