Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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