im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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