wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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