all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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