We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I think your dad took our porno
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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