No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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