So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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