OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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