He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
