Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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