How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
