Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
