we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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