Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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