What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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