this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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