6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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