Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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