oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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