I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize