So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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