I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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