Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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