it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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