How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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