Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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