i think my mom watched the whole time
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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